Well this episode title left little to the imagination, but a lot to be desired.  This week, we are joined by Gail for discussions on:

- Why Chaz is awful

- A heated debate on whether or not Amanda Woodward is a trashy mess

- the way Melrose Place went to rape jokes and tropes with ease in the early 90s

At the end, as always, our special guest casts her vote on whether or not Melrose Place is a trash soap opera or high art for the generations.

Also, Gail wants you to tell her about the hardware on your door.

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