In this episode we learn that if Fed were rich he would drive around in a Cadillac full of caviar, and maybe some day he would also go to a dentist. Meanwhile, Dan proposes that we refer to fans of the podcast as "the screamers," and also hears the phrase "mad blunted" for the first time. Finally, Brian warns the ladies of Brooklyn about a new pickup artist scam... and without giving anything away, let's just say that everyone should stop having casual sex with dentists until further notice.

Please enjoy the first part of the twenty-third episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Octopussy” by Juanitos

"Bionic Boiz" by Yakuza Heart Attack

"I was bad with you my baby (Sorry I'm a bad boy part 2)" by Dinosaur Jugnot

"Great Pyramid" by Celebration

"yramidia" by Ja Prawn

"Confidence" by CM aka Creative

"Years of Flirtin'" by Wooden Ambulance