Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones bring you more festive greetings with the latest look at Life on Planet Porky!

Topics on today's episode include: having a low key Christmas, Porky's dental issues, rock's 'Me Too' moment, Roger Taylor's insecurities, the return of the vol-au-vent, speaking with your mouth full, Baileys Irish Cream, choosing a favourite cocktail, Xmas carol services, how to measure intelligence, instinct vs. intellect, working from home, Mike Nesmith, 'men-only' darts nights, why the public are lukewarm for Sir Lewis Hamilton, what constitutes a sport, changing room gender issues, LAJ's favourite public lavatories, and stories of sordid relations in the ladies...it seems someone's having a 'hot flush'. It's the podcast that'll pull your chain but won't drive you round the bend, it's Life on Planet Porky.  

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