***edit to the podcast::  I've now been told that cow tipping is NOT actually a thing.  I feel lied to my entire life!!

*I'm over here for you

*My mommy's the best!

*go CDC!

*treat yourself with some patience, too

*I'll cherish that for like 10 minutes

*a xylophone does make a powerful parent attacking weapon

*let me fix you dammit does not condone violence

*Jerry the Jumping French Man of Maine

*from jumping Frenchmen to dying cows