Sometimes a time capsule is full of insights on the past. Sometimes it's full of shit. Today, it's both. IN WHICH: - 24 gets very 24, even for 24 - The Return Of The Simping - and Kim engages in crime hijinks

Another dumbass, another day. Season 2 begins, and the sun rises on what may prove to be our undoing. The stakes are higher, the shouting is louder, and the hoggery? Oh, you'd better believe it's at its hoggiest yet.

Welcome once again, to 24 *Jessi screams*

Like a wet towel into a stomach, we've finally worked our way to the end.

Sam continues to somehow have energy and Jessi has returned to wearing the shoulder holster, only with new contents.

Beep, beep, beep, beep! 16:00 Jessi has hit an incredibly sapphic wall, Sam is irritatingly fresh as ever!

We're into the real calamity arc of the podcast now folks. You might notice some amateur foley work as we attempt to gain a 3rd wind via some nice refreshments, sorry about that (but in our defence it is a marathon 24 podcast)

We're beginning to enter the endurance hours of the podcast. 8 hours in and the energy drinks have been cracked open to discuss

What if a day... had 24 hours? This is the daring question posed by 24, the 2001 real-time series about a Canadian pretending to be a policeman who shouts at his phone a lot. In this first episode, we discuss:

- Machines, subsection: Mystery

- Kiefer's signature swan dive

Sam and I discuss what I know about 24 (next to nothing) and set out what the plan is for the next 24 hours.