Casual Sex is a filthy, low-life activity, are we right? If you’re going to have sex, you need to get serious about it and you should probably get dressed up for it. A little bowtie, some perfume, run a comb through your hair… anything but just showing up and doing it and then being like “SEE YOU LATER BRO!” It’s just… gross. John Harris thinks otherwise, which makes sense.

Other than being a dirty little bad boy, John Harris is a writer for The Onion, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Funny Or Die. He’s also started his own literary zine called Pendulous Breasts Quarterly and he sort of resembles an owl with good taste in clothing. Follow him on Twitter @jhowellharris!

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