Glenn, one of my best friends and local stand-up comic, and I talk student loan forgiveness, the the Brew-Ha-Ha (Cincinnati's own tandem comedy/beer festival which he will be performing at), and most importantly: he shatters my biases on a supremely factual level regarding mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip... Which, I've decided, I will never forgive him for.

Thanks for coming back, y'all. It's been far too long.