24th-Century Girl

we're starting the year off RIGHT, my pretties! my intrepid co-host and i recorded this ep around july (???) of 2021, and i've finally gotten around to delivering you the GOODS. we're reviewing star trek: voyager's 11th episode of season 1, "state of flux." this sexy little pod episode features some Chakotay Emotions TM, detective tuvok investigations, and lots of intermissions for us to admire my beautiful little cat, Goddess. find me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok, and my sister/co-host, kyra, @theredblueblonde on twitch. happy new year, space babez!

it's episode 10, babes! we're like. almost halfway through szn 1. we're in this show for the long haul, babies. my daring co-host (kyra) and i wax poetic about the voyager episode "prime factors." the technology to get our heroes home is so close, yet so far, my dudes. disappointment all around, especially for young harry kim :( and maybe even our enterprising captain???? :( frustrated vibes from our fave show for sure. excellent sharp vibes from your fave podcast, 24th-century girl. follow my intrepid co-host, kyra, @theredblueblonde on twitch. follow me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok. happy listening, ensigns! or crewpeople. earn your ranks, babies!!

hi babes!! your faithful host got a little loosey goosey in this one! join me, laurel, and my sister, kyra, while we discuss season 1, episode 9 of star trek: voyager, "emanations." we're abt to go on a literal spiritual journey, babes!! what is the best way to handle first contact with a society that has a TOTALLY different conception of The Afterlife than u do??? we sure don't know, but we do discuss it on this ep of 24-century girl!! follow me @sluttypuccini on twitter & tiktok, and find kyra @theredblueblonde on twitch. enjoy, space philosophers!!

it's our first tom-paris-centric episode AND our first Detective Tuvok episode!! ooh la la! in this pod ep, my co-host kyra and I discuss the bird people "Baneans," the evolutionary implications of a feather-based species, and exactly how much/often tom paris is Down Bad. you can find me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok, and kyra @theredblueblonde on twitch. enjoy, trekbaddies.

it's szn 1, ep 7 of star trek: voyager, babes! a possible wormhole 2 the alpha quadrant gets the whole crew sad and desperate, and it only gets worse from there! but we do meet a romulan dude who is kind of a zaddy. find me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok, and my cohost/sister/crewmate, kyra, @theredblueblonde on twitch. enjoy, trekqueens!

ep 6, babes! our fearless heroes, with all their unstoppable force, find themselves up against the immovable object of their own stupidity. especially neelix, who does a lot of whining in this one. find me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok. enjoy, trekfreaks.

it's episode 5, babes. my sister kyra joins me again to discuss the introduction of the vidiians, neelix's weak constitution, and our wattpad-style headcanon au of ensign thomas and his deltatube cooking channel. you can find me, laurel, @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok. find kyra @kyrastyner on twitter. enjoy, my little treklings. 

this episode, i'm joined by my favorite sister, kyra, as we analyze star trek: voyager's fourth episode, "time and again." we discuss temporal mechanics, my ear piercings, minimalist corsets, and tom paris's vore kink. forgive us for the ambient dad rock in the background. find kyra @kyrastyner on twitter, and me (laurel) @sluttypuccini on twitter and tiktok.

it's episode 3, babes! chakotay saves the day with a cool head and sexy demeanor. b'elanna lashes out at folks who want to help her (as per uge). janeway asserts her dominance. did you know chakotay is a mononym??????? me neither. enjoy, bitches. 

welcome 2 the first episode of 24th-century girl! join me as i give the play-by-play for star trek: voyager's first episode, "caretaker" parts 1 and 2!! for further scattered musings from yours truly, feel free to follow my twitter @sluttypuccini.