If this is your first time here, please do not start from this episode. I cut out so much to make it remotely coherent, excising full straight minutes of drunken moaning. The following audio is chronological, if you can believe it. Can you?

Yes, and, you can. In this episode, Jeff learns improv. Dr. Carson finally reveals his secretive dark past, and Cricket lets slip the solitary reason for their friendship. Also, a squirrel laments television fatigue.

We forge a new podcast genre?

Topics include: BurpCount: 84, The School of Wait What, Nine Thirteen, D.O.S. [sic], Erasier, and Guns.