Chris and Rob welcome The Freelanceaholic Kevin Meng (@thefreelanceaholic) to rail on Christmas With the Kranks like it's never been railed on before. Rob did his research. Mel's doesn't actually make a can of ham that large, so let's start there. When it comes to reconstituted pork shoulder gelatin byproducts, we're pretty sure the government has a "one pound max" regulation that purveyors of congealed pork bricks have to adhere to. We ran a little long on this one, but WE HAD TO. There was was much to talk about which is unfortunate because we've spent way too much energy dissecting this movie. That being said, here's the usual exclamations! White chocolate rain! Frosty gets baker acted! Reading the riot act instead of quietly dipping out! Eggs Botox Benedict! Heavenly Father Fondler! Grocery store ham showdowns! Sloppy sequel setups! The deceit! The trickery! The romance! The overbearing weight of the Homeowner's Association (though they never mention that their neighbor has a Homeowner's Association), and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!