Welcome back to another episode of your great uncle Jim’s favorite podcast… Useless News! Oh boy does that man like himself some Useless News. Well enough of that nonsense, this week on Useless News a man is stuck on an hydrogen balloon for two days, a burglar is finally caught thanks to his distinctive SpongeBob shorts and socks and the COO of Beyond Meat bites off a man’s nose. These stores and much more on this week’s episode of Useless News!