And we are back! Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are back reading the most useless of news. This week in the news: a man in tries to get out of a DUI by switching seats with his dog, Seagulls are stealing peoples drugs and a 51 year-old German man gets tied to a tree by his online date. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

Andddd we are back! After a six month hiatus your favorite podcast is back telling useless news stories. We needed 6 months to find these high quality stories: a guest at a hotel is woken up by the manager sucking his toes, Rick Ross is afraid to drive in Teslas because they may drive him to the police and a small town in New Jersey found hundreds of pounds of pasta in their forrest. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News the only podcast on the market that is seeking a sponsorship from Hello Fresh (more on that later). In the news this week a 8 year old boy kills a cobra with his bite, a Texas house is haunted by hooker ghosts and a bowling alley in Pittsburgh had a nude night. Those stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News. 

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News. On this weeks episode, Charlie is doing a fast and is mighty hungry and becoming more and more delirious every news story. This week in the news a wild turkey crashes into a Miami couples home, their are adult Happy Meals now and Bobby Wagner is possibly being charged for assault due to tackling a man wearing bright pink who ran on the football field. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: a cheese string billboard, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is feeding them due to the economy, and birds of prey are used to keep you poop on shoulder free. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

Hey guys thanks for the year of adventure that we have gone through, today we decided to draft our favorite stories we have gave to each other! Let us know which stories that you guys liked us talking about the most and whose draft ended up being the best!