Useless News

Useless News

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Useless News episodes

  • #31 Man Burns Down Hundreds of Bouncy Houses

    And we are back! Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are back reading the most useless of news. This week in the news: a man in tries to get out of a DUI by switching seats with his dog, Seagulls are stealing peoples drugs and a 51 year-old German man gets tied to a tree by his online date. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

    51 min
  • #30 Three local Podcasters Make Return

    Andddd we are back! After a six month hiatus your favorite podcast is back telling useless news stories. We needed 6 months to find these high quality stories: a guest at a hotel is woken up by the manager sucking his toes, Rick Ross is afraid to drive in Teslas because they may drive him to the police and a small town in New Jersey found hundreds of pounds of pasta in their forrest. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

    51 min
  • #28 Women Arrested for Sedating Men with Drug Laced Nipples

    Welcome back to another episode of Useless News the only podcast on the market that is seeking a sponsorship from Hello Fresh (more on that later). In the news this week a 8 year old boy kills a cobra with his bite, a Texas house is haunted by hooker ghosts and a bowling alley in Pittsburgh had a nude night. Those stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News. 

    58 min
  • #26 Group of Green Goblins Strikes Again in NYC

    Welcome back to another episode of Useless News. On this weeks episode, Charlie is doing a fast and is mighty hungry and becoming more and more delirious every news story. This week in the news a wild turkey crashes into a Miami couples home, their are adult Happy Meals now and Bobby Wagner is possibly being charged for assault due to tackling a man wearing bright pink who ran on the football field. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

    45 min
  • #25 Climate Change Could Effect Finally Finding the Lochness Monster
    Welcome back to another episode of your great uncle Jim’s favorite podcast… Useless News! Oh boy does that man like himself some Useless News. Well enough of that nonsense, this week on Useless News a man is stuck on an hydrogen balloon for two days, a burglar is finally caught thanks to his distinctive SpongeBob shorts and socks and the COO of Beyond Meat bites off a man’s nose. These stores and much more on this week’s episode of Useless News!
    38 min
  • #24 Dominos Great Italian Failure

    And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: a cheese string billboard, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is feeding them due to the economy, and birds of prey are used to keep you poop on shoulder free. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

    50 min
  • Usless News Draft of 2022 Year Anniversary!

    Hey guys thanks for the year of adventure that we have gone through, today we decided to draft our favorite stories we have gave to each other! Let us know which stories that you guys liked us talking about the most and whose draft ended up being the best!

    41 min
  • #23 Florida Man Gets Arrest For DUI After Crashing Scooter Inside Walmart
    Welcome back to another episode of Useless the podcast that gives you news that doesn’t inform you what so ever but instead tells you crazy wacky news stories. On this weeks episode it’s Ryan’s birthday! So Teddy and Charlie make it all about Ryan. In the news this week a lady sets the Guinness world record for longest nails, pigs are loose in an Illinois town and a women gets stuck in a rabbit cage and no one knows how. Those stories and so much more this week on Useless News!
    49 min

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