Andddd we are back! After a six month hiatus your favorite podcast is back telling useless news stories. We needed 6 months to find these high quality stories: a guest at a hotel is woken up by the manager sucking his toes, Rick Ross is afraid to drive in Teslas because they may drive him to the police and a small town in New Jersey found hundreds of pounds of pasta in their forrest. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!