Useless News

By Spittake Media

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The podcast currently has 33 episodes available.

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July 25, 2022 #22 Family Roofless due to Contractors "accidently" Removing Roof
And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: an Ohio attorney is arrested for repeatedly driving nude, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is feeding them due to the economy, and a suspect steals a police car then proceeds to respond to a call. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!
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50min
June 13, 2022 #21 Man Sues Wife for Not Making Him Three Meals a Day
Wow you gotta be kidding me, more useless news by your favorite people! On this week’s episode a man sues his wife for not making him three meals a day, two men get trapped in a chocolate tank and there is sexy trash cans in Sweden (I’m just as confused). All these stories and so much more this week on Useless News
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48min
June 06, 2022 #20 Exorcists Complain that Too Many People are Being Possessed
Wow 20 episodes we finally made it. For our 20th episode the Useless boys go all out by… reading useless news of course! In this episode a bunch of people have legally changed their name to salmon for a sushi restaurant promotion, a man is arrested for gambling away his towns covid funds, and apparently scallops like disco lights? All these and so much more this week on Useless News!
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47min
May 30, 2022 #19 Women Who Wrote “How to Murder Your Husband” Murders Husband
Oh boy are you in for a treat, what’s that treat? More Useless News! On this episode the Useless Boys are tired and are taping the earliest episode they have yet (11:30 am). On this episode a man sues for sexual harassment over his boss firing him and calling him a bald c***, Bermuda Cruise-lines offers free refunds if you disappear while on cruise and a sheep is sentenced to three years in jail for MURDER! These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!
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46min
May 26, 2022 #18 Man Eats Big Mac a Day for 50 years
And we are back with more Useless News! This week the whole crew is back together and have plenty of funny and crazy stories to go around. This week Hyundai recalls seatbelts due to exploding, a two year-old orders 31 burgers and leaves a 25 percent tip and parents are suing their child for 675,000 for not having a baby yet. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!
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39min
May 24, 2022 SPECIAL EPISODE!!
After a brief break Useless News is back with a special episode. Charlie and Ryan talk about their short-lived first podcast called the Estay & Vogel Show and do a revival of it, in this special episode of Useless News. Teddy also makes a completely uncalled for appearance.
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1h 4min
May 09, 2022 #17 Man Dressed as POOP EMOJI Sets Off Stink Bomb at City Council Meeting
Just when you think you've heard it all...Ryan gets a one podcast suspension for a ridiculous suggestion and Wes has to fill in. The Useless News chugs along nonetheless, in the crazy and unbelievable but mostly useless news this week: A Man Steals a Lawnmower and Proceeds to Cut the Grass of the Mower Owners, A Women Poops Her Pants on a Plane then Escapes on Her Motorized Luggage, and a Man Hides From Cops Under Blanket. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!
This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL
And don't forget to follow Spittake media on...
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD
Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX
Ryan's Instagram: https://bit.ly/3yQ7XwT
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41min
May 02, 2022 #16 Squirrel Attacks Man Leaving him Significantly Injured
We are back with more Useless News. In the useless news this week a man gets attacked by a squirrel, a women gets stuck head first in an outhouse and a masked Alabama women steals a riding mower and a trailer. These stories and much more, this week on Useless News.
This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL
And don't forget to follow Spittake media on...
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD
Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX
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50min
April 25, 2022 #15 Man Gets Scared at Haunted House and Shoots "Monster"
Useless News is back this week with another great episode. Even though Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are all tired due to having to wait for Teddy to finish his gaming session to start they still give you all you're useless news to keep you informed and well read (you're welcome). This week in the crazy and useless news world: Thousands Report Vomiting and Diarrhea After Eating Lucky Charms. Texas State Troopers Told to Lose Weights and Thieves Steal Thousands of Gallons of Diesel with Their Modified 2003 Dodge Caravan. These stories and so much more on this episode of Useless News!
This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL
And don't forget to follow Spittake media on...
Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD
Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX
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Teddy's Instagram: https://bit.ly/3yUuh8J
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49min
April 18, 2022 #14 House For Sale in DC Comes with a Free Basement Friend
Useless news is back with more useless news. The news in this episode is especially funky. This week a pilot lied on his resume about having flying experience (which is the most important requirement I think), a construction company demolished the wrong house, and a professional baby namer is making 13 thousand bucks a name. Those stories and so much more as Charlie, Teddy and Ryan tell the Useless News!
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1h 7min

FAQs about Useless News:

How many episodes does Useless News have?

The podcast currently has 33 episodes available.