Farmhouse on 5 acres with a pastoral view. 6 bedrooms, 3 and a half baths. Fully stocked with food, clean water, and heat. Miles away from everything but peace and quiet, if you don’t mind the hot bugs in the trees. The area is prone to fierce winds and temperatures drop at night, so bring warm clothes or a blanket to snuggle under. And no matter what you hear or see in the house, do NOT go outside after dark. Key is under the mat.

CW: Themes of horror and death.

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Created and Produced by

Veronica California & Mark Whitten

Written by

Veronica California

The Manager................................Kelly Nienaltowski

The Lobby Boy.............................Mark Whitten

The Owner.....................................Graham Rowat

Music by

Lauren Pokorney and West Rodri

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