Ben Fletcher joins Mike Parry in the cockpit once again to make sense of the world around them from the lofty heights of Planet Porky. Today they lament irresponsible parenting, excessive drinking at home and abroad and the travails of the football season and explain why they have decided to shun the cheaper seats for good. From now on it's first class podcasting only...

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