WE MADE 25 EPISODES. This episode is loose, busybodies, so prepare for some tangents. But first, Ashley brings us a small gossip about a legacy chiropractor beauty queen. And Lauren tells us ALL about a sperm donor who can't stop donating in a story we've called "The Deported Inseminators." They view a pro-gun profile of a dude Lauren describes as "alt-right meets Morrissey," and Lauren's profile view this week sparks a meaty discussion about worth ethic, labor rights, and a quote we THOUGHT was from James Baldwin, but wasn't. Flags include gifs and embellished jeans, vegetables and sex talk. Tangents include our multi-watch comfort movies, the Practical Magic house, beige foods, Gap scents from the 90s, and we return to Lauren's favorite new segment: Just the Tip. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com