Can Cupcake wines sponsor us? How about Hot Pockets? Maybe the stripper store in New Orleans can just supply us in Pleasers and thigh highs. We don’t ask for much, we just want free shit sometimes. Spoiler alert: Magenta reveals the end of Shazam. When you get done listening, leave a comment on the Facebook post to tell us what the fuck an onomatopoeia is. Also, tell us how koalas get chlamydia.