Champagne and Glitter

This time, we ask the hard hitting questions: Has anyone else experienced how terrifying it is to feel like you have to fart during sex? What happens in an adult arcade? Did you know you can still find trash TV? What's the best way to blow Magenta's mind? (Spoiler alert: we figured that one out, just explain reality TV) Please, contact us! We promise we will follow up next episode if you do...

Well after that accidental hiatus (thanks winter!) we're back! This time we have Miss Hoop Hunny from Columbia, MO joining us to teach us the right way to drink champagne and taking credit for most of the "don't stick it in your pussy" articles we've received. Together we look further into Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, drive home the importance of stretching and positive work environments, and agree on the best way to be lazy during sex.

This week, Glinda Glitterstorm joins us once again to spread her cheerful nihilism! We reflect on the holidaze and 2019… which, honestly you should’ve seen coming on the first episode of 2020. Find out which celebrity is living out the movie Get Hard and exactly which jungle spiders to avoid. (Okay, it's actually all of them, but this one has some real big dick murdery energy)

Ever feel like you did extra great at something when you were drunk? That's basically every episode. This time, we get into some period realness and bitch about working retail. The Pussycat Dolls made a comeback and Burlesque is coming to Netflix, what could this mean for local burlesque? We'll fill you in on what you shouldn't do for local burlesque.

It’s Drunksgiving Weekend (seriously though are there other names for the day before Thanksgiving?) and we’re celebrating by getting drunk and telling how uncomfortable our family celebrations are. Oh also go to Magenta's fake pageant, Champion of Flooze at Yin Yang Nightclub on 11/29/19 (Black Friday!)

An episode full of taglines so hilarious we had trouble picking a title! Magenta reveals she enjoys rap music, gives a mental health update, and tells a tale of a wishy-washy gal. See what's new on the list of "Things to Not Put in Your Vagina" as Bourbon questions why anyone would want to put it in their body period.

Happy Halloween! We wrap up spooky season with questionable costumes, more haunt tales, and a recap of Magenta's lazy ass birthday. This time, we have a special edition of "things you shouldn't insert in your body"

Well obviously we try out a bunch of different seltzers. (Spoiler alert: Henry's Lime is GROSS) Are these our generation's Smirnoff Ice? We give spooky season updates, and hope for a Halloween miracle of Ole Trumpster getting the boot. Bourbon shares the religious experience she gave her man and we discuss period sex.

This week we are joined by long time listener first time guest Allie Lure! And once again, we are plagued by software issues (one of these days we’ll figure it out?) so you’ll just have to deal with whatever the fuck happened there. At least we don’t have face tattoos?

We were going to name this episode “It’s Normal to See Breast Friends Nekkid” but that turned out to be too long. And “Dobby is a Snobby Bougie-ass Bitch” didn’t quite have the right ring to it. So instead, we talk about weird dead shit, Bourbon’s upcoming Friday the 13th show, and how murderous we get when hungry, horny, or tired. We also give the recipe to make your pussy smell like an Olive Garden and why you should never approach us being a weirdo - we will absolutely out-weird you.