Champagne and Glitter

Again, if you can tell our voices apart, tell us. ICYMI: we retell the epic tale of Floozies and Follies: SNOWLESQUE edition. Shout out to Annie Mae Allure for trying her best to keep on a smiling face as we fought with the laptop, ultimately failing to have it fixed in time to record with her. So we drank and talked about The Bachelor for 20 minutes. Come to the next Rose Risque on March 15!

Shit! We forgot to drop an episode again. This time it was only 2 weeks behind. Bourbon said no champagne because she was hungover, so we did this one sober. Magenta learns about the Royal Rumble, and we discuss conspiracy theory scams. Oh yeah, talk to us about classes for new asses!

Listen to this one before listening to Men Are Like Cats, it’ll make more sense.

So we forgot to drop this episode apparently, and only just now realized it. Neither of us remembers how it went, because it was recorded 2 months ago. ENJOY!

Join us as we recap the Shimmy Showdown weekender, review “Burly Cops”, and discuss the weird movies we watched in high school. Learn more about Magenta’s foray into the fighting world and how Bourbon is handling Dry January.

James, this one is for you ;)

Welcome to the ASMR edition (version?)! We got an equipment upgrade! It’s recap of the whirlwind of the past three shows with co-host of Fringe Society Burlesque, Glinda Glitterstorm. Listen (starting at 38:00) to the unsolicited advice we give to audiences and performers about etiquette, touching, and giving up your hoots and hollers. Listen to our tassel theories and booty breakdowns.

Magenta forgets how to work the sound board, but never acknowledges it. If you can guess when she plugged in the mic correctly you win a shout out on the next episode! Get a recap of the latest Rose Risque and a classic tale of of “remember that time we hitched a ride from a hooker?”

We’re back after a snow hiccup, and it’s Drunksgiving day! Listen to our childhood tales and Thanksgiving plans while you travel to visit your family. Or just put in some headphones and ignore them!

Did you know clowns shit in the woods? Now you do. The real scary business is Donald Trump coming to town. Parents are trying to change the day we celebrate Halloween. And Rainbow Brite gets a little extra color.

We talk Fearfest experiences, Facebook debates, and give advice on what to not put in your vagina. Also vote YES ON 2 in Missouri!

We know this episode is late, fuck off it's haunt season.

This one is all over the place.