Champagne and Glitter

This week, the "Facebook Break" train may be getting another rider. We talk Conspiracy and conspiracies (for real though, if you find the dem debates on Youtube, tell us). Pay attention photographers - you're getting a seating chart. And in true Champagne and Glitter fashion, we add to the lists of strong choices with the Magic Tightening Stick and taking last minute bookings.

This week has a lesson on professionalism when producing and reasons you shouldn’t try to fuck performers. Magenta talks about her drunken weekend of first times which leads to us attempting to remember our Kansas strip club experience. Get over to Facebook to find out more about Floozies and Follies: Bachelorette Edition.

Keep your eyes peeled for some neat things we’re planning!

Can Cupcake wines sponsor us? How about Hot Pockets? Maybe the stripper store in New Orleans can just supply us in Pleasers and thigh highs. We don’t ask for much, we just want free shit sometimes. Spoiler alert: Magenta reveals the end of Shazam. When you get done listening, leave a comment on the Facebook post to tell us what the fuck an onomatopoeia is. Also, tell us how koalas get chlamydia.

Bourbon went to Vegas to do BHoF shit and make poor decisions. So we are releasing an episode of technical snafus that probably shouldn’t have ever been released to the public. BUT since we aren’t recording this week and feel as though we’ve shorted you enough episodes, here you go. Just remember this is a free podcast with two drunk girls.

Originally recorded sometime in March or April.

Bourbon is back and here to talk about the newest wrestling craze. Magenta is safe from the tornado and flooding, but didn't feel the need to post on Facebook about it, because she refuses to use it. Thanks to all that checked on her! But also can we take a minute to talk about climate change?

Bourbon realizes Magenta runs bits backstage after Floozies and Follies. It was a ridiculous show - it started with a broad passed out on the toilet and ended with a cupcake incident. How did we get there? We dive deep into the psychology of social media to find out what causes imposter syndrome. Magenta couldn’t handle the pressure of social media so she took a break, and Bourbon is happy with her forced hiatus.

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No spoilers here, ole boy Floyd died on us and the hole he was found in probably smelled a lot like Dirty Disco at 12:45 am. Today’s burlesque advice: Thou Shall Not Steal and Thou Shall Do As We Say. Today’s pussy advice: Olive Garden is never a good date idea.

Kalliope Voxx from KCMO joins us this episode to talk about furrylesque and exactly how weird we all got over chicken wings, donuts, and prosecco.

We get serious and have a lengthy discussion regarding morality, consent, sexuality, and how burlesque plays into the conversations. We are welcoming more discussion regarding Bourbon's recent "is burlesque only for adults"? post. Just head over to the Champagne and Glitter Facebook page to join the discussion!

Then the boyfriend brought us a very large bottle of champagne and it was game over.

We talk about Risque and the rest of the craziness of the St. Pat’s weekend. We discover apparently we aren’t too old to be drunk for 2 1/2 days straight. I mean, we paid for it dearly come Monday, but when has a Monday ever gone well?

This episode was a week late, listen to Bourbon’s T/F experience to find out why. (Spoiler alert: tequila was involved.) We recap the insanity of pop-up burlesque and how old Magenta felt during LustySweets’ 90s show. Once again, we find a crazy new thing women are sticking in their vaginas. Do you fart around others? Send us a message so we know we’re not alone!