Human sexuality is a fascinating conundrum, and the fellows spend much of this episode trying to think of ways to cash in on it. Also, Brian falls victim to a classic long con, Dan and Fed tell unappetizing stories about sleepaway camp, and we are visited by the Money Deliverer. Please enjoy this episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Octopussy” by Juanitos

"Kiss Me Harder Boy" by Fernando

"Good Morning, Bubblegum" by The Harvey Girls

"If You Tell Me (Who I Am) Feat. Steffe Welton" by Carter Behnke

"Money Shot" by The Money Shot

"Connect-shun" by My Teenage Stride