This week on Down to Watch, two unique takes on a life of crime in Dope Thief and Deli Boys! Dan and Raul watched the first few eps of these new streaming shows to contrast the lives of the title characters and their extrajudicial activities. The eponymous Thief has had a hard road, is finding himself in a dire situation, and by robbing the Dope dealers for money has chosen a dangerous solution. The Boys of the titular Deli meanwhile have lived privileged lives while unaware of their convenience store magnate father's crime-lord aspirations. When the patriarch departs his mortal coil, these two dopes need to keep up with their savvy aunt's tutelage to stay out of jail and in the lap of luxury. No need for legal or criminal puns about watching these shows, just listen to this pod!