On today's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made, we--

"Wait, weren't you called The Bomb Filter last week?"

Yeah, nobody got it, so don't bring it up ever again.

MOVING ON! This week we talk about Ron Howard's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," and hopefully this will put a cap on holiday movies that you all seem to have such an insatiable thirst for. We're all marching in lockstep toward the sweet release of death (life's only guarantee) as we know it, so make sure you leave cookies out for Santa! Jessssssssssuus Christ.

Okay, here's the excited exclamation point part.

The Whoville shuffle! Hack-job Mayor Razors! Penis-shaped light cannons! Forceful pudding insertion! Garbage mountain gallivanting! CHILD NEGLECT! Silly Putty rhinoplasty! Bahoo Boris Day & the Time, and much, much more on this episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!