Who would you want to play you in the movie of your life? Lauren contemplates this question in today's episode. She also delivers a "flight of workplace gossips," at least one of which will nearly kill you. Cringe City, USA, Population: Us. Ashley shares two newsworthy gossips, including the NJ Pasta Incident, which many of you requested, and an orgasm at the opera house. They rant about feminism (as usual), people who call their OWN banter witty, and both rant at AND celebrate men who call themselves feminists. They discuss a dating prompt answer that unveils a little AI/bot situation. Notable tangents include: Gene Simmons, Ashley's mature crush on Toby Ziegler, texting misfires, and what games they will and will not accept when dating. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

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