Welcome back to The BroskieDoodles, where we’re fresh from a two-week break and jumping right into the juicy stuff. Today, we’re throwing down on everything from doctors without cancer treating cancer, to why your chef better be overweight, and the hilarious truths behind stereotypes. Do lifeguards need to be ripped and blonde? Would you trust a tattoo artist with no ink? And is it cool to have a man as your girl’s OB-GYN? This episode has it all—complete with a shoutout to our resident urologist! We’re bringing our trademark sarcasm, spicy hot takes, and total randomness to your favorite podcast feed.

We’re diving into everything from why Zac Efron should get a permanent Baywatch reboot, to who you absolutely don’t want piloting your next flight. Plus, we’re laying down the unspoken truth about the perfect bouncer line-up (hint: one of them might be named Boris). And for anyone planning on opening an exclusive club someday, we’ve got you covered with our ideal security team. It’s sarcasm, wild tangents, and some probably terrible life advice.

We play a spicy little game—who's your ideal nanny? Should she be an OnlyFans star from down the block? Oh, and when it comes to baseball players or Taco Bell chefs, do you have “preferences”? We’re just saying...sometimes you’d rather not know who’s making your Crunchwrap Supreme. Expect some questionable job stereotypes, plus our ultimate recommendations: the mind-bending horror of Hereditary, nostalgic skate tricks in Tony Hawk, and some throwback Red Sox magic in The Comeback on Netflix. We’re bringing sarcasm, laughs, and maybe a smidge of truth (or lies, who knows?).