In this third episode of August we review our summer vacations, do unflattering impressions of the Founding Fathers, introduce Judge Fedd, the grammar enforcer, and continue to totally ignore the ongoing presidential election. You are welcome, America. Please enjoy part one of Episode 26 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Octopussy” by Juanitos

"Exclamation Points" by Goodbye Rumiko

"Last Sentence" by Dikes of Holland

"The Jeffersons" by CuzOH

"Hummingbird Cell" by Dinner Music