Fed can bring home the bacon. Brian can cook it up in a pan. Dan will never let you forget that you're a man. Enjoy this new episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Octopussy” by Juanitos

"Years of Flirtin'" by Wooden Ambulance

"Uncomercialized Prostitute" by The Frankenstone

"League of Impressionable Teens" by So Cow

"Flower of Scotland" by Ian Alex Mac

"Appendix to Frequency Histograms for Predictor Variables" by Learning Music

"Florida" by Austin Leonard Jones

"Blood-tide" by Agnosept