Comedy writers David Quantick and Ian Martin are at it again - finding things that they find irritating or confusing to grumble about, this week in the company of legendary journalist and ruthor, Sylvia Patterson.

Micro plastics, football stadiums, the modern inability to own anything, getting rid of useless species and barely remembered mid-80s punk bands. They've got the whole world in their hands, which they're going to scrunch up like a piece of waste paper and chuck in the bin, whilst swearing.

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