People say to me, Steve - you're the producer of the Old Fools Podcast, is it even possible to pick highligts from what is already 100% audio gold?

The answer is ... yes. Except I suspect I'll have upset someone by leaving one bit or another out of this.

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Here is a selection of funny bits from a very funny show. Ian and David are joined by a host of fantastic female co-hosts. If this is your first exposure to the show ... scroll back and find the full episodes. You won't regret it.

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Delighted to welcome back the brilliant, actor, writer and all round top turn, Laura Shavin to the Old Fools. She joins Ian Martin and David Quantick pointing and l aughing at things that surround them. Big things - ideas, political ideologies, emojis... all the big stuff.

This week we continue to laugh at American politicians while taking a swing atemojis, TG Jones/WH Smith and learning a thing or two about Tamworth. Yes, you heard, Tamworth. 

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Week 8 of this season and we're still here. This week joined by Liz Buckley - head of A&R at super-cool Ace Records. This week Ian Martin, David Quantick and Liz bring Easter Trees, Americans eating mustard, a bomb disposal robot, "Adolescence" and Chessington World of Adventure under the microscope. And some discussion on whether or not Paul McCartney is a wanker (spoiler alert: he's not).

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Comedy writers David Quantick and Ian Martin are at it again - finding things that they find irritating or confusing to grumble about, this week in the company of legendary journalist and ruthor, Sylvia Patterson.

Micro plastics, football stadiums, the modern inability to own anything, getting rid of useless species and barely remembered mid-80s punk bands. They've got the whole world in their hands, which they're going to scrunch up like a piece of waste paper and chuck in the bin, whilst swearing.

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This week's guest is journalist and broadcaster, Sali Hughes. She joins comedy writers Ian Martin and David Quantick to grumble their way through another week. Has something got right up your hooter, this week? Find out if it's the same things that are driving them to distraction.

Each week The Old Fools, Ian and David are joined by a female co-host to bring witty, extremely sweary conversation to a grateful podiverse. Can you tell I have to try and write a new description every week after spening a day editing? It's not as easy as it looks.

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What happens at the end of the bear hunt? Does anyone know? David and Ian don't - click through to find out why.; This week's guest is showbiz literary agent, Kate Haldane.

Can you tell the difference between a vape and a Manic Street Preacher's B-side?

"This is brilliant" - Stuart Maconie

Two of the UK's leading comedy writers (Veep, The Thick of It, loads of other things) take a prolonged grumbly look at the week's news and give it a sweary satirical swipe.

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Rebecca Front - actual UK comedy royalty - joins Ian Martin and David Quantick for another array of comic rants and opinion mostly inspired by another week surviving in a mad world. 

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Advetisments are driving Ian even closer to the edge than most things. David has put himself in the Prime Minister's shoes and ths week's co-host, Lisa Holdsworth has been thinking about wild pigs.

Another funny romp through the slightly strange brains of Ian Martin, David Quantick - comedy writers with actiual prizes to their names - and Leeds's brilliant screenwriter or note: Lisa Holdsworth. And for one week only: producer Steve says something funny.

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Another slice of comic conversation from some older people who still give a damn about the world. Have you heard of the film "Birdbox"? Doesn't matter - Ian has. What do you think of jazz? Do you know what Boomerangst is? Would you like to hear a song about it? And what about Saoirse Ronan for the vacant post of Archbishop of Canterbury? 

This week's episode will take you on a journey of comic discovery that you didn't know you wanted to take and may never want to come home from. 

Joining Ian Martin and David Quantick on a return visit is writer and script editor, Jenny Landreth. We think she's ace.

Guaranteed not vulgar.

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Have you tried Dr Pimplepopper? No, neither have we. And neither do we intend to.

Emma Kennedy joins Ian Martin and David Quantick for a new series of their brilliant grumble through a week's news. Three very funny people let off steam for your entertainment. 

Thankfully, once again, Quantick has a soulution to everyones problems. It involves Jane McDonald.

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