In October of 2013, three men sat down in a booth at Halyard's Bar and turned on a microphone. American culture was changed forever that night, even if America hasn't quite realized it yet.

This is the fiftieth episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. That may not sound like a lot of output for three years, but as all the Screamers know, this bespoke, handcrafted audio is not like other podcasts. Dan carefully crafts each episode out of the fart noises and muttered slurs that we give him, week after week, to produce something magical. They say you can't polish a turd, but Dan has done just that fifty times.

Please, for the love of God, like us on Facebook and rate us on iTunes. What are you doing, waiting for the 100th episode?

Music Credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Octopussy” by Juanitos

"Donald Trump is Wrong" (Tetration Remix)

"Dictionary (Kurser)" by K. Sparks

"Renewed Rivalry Vibrato" by Trans Atlantic Rage

"THINGAMAJIG" by Jason Shaw

"MOUNTAIN SUN" by Jason Shaw