They trail off on non-profit orgs early on. Eventually they get to the science article. Scientists have created "Necrobotic" Arachnoborgs which is using dead spiders as little claw machine puppets. Fun! They smoke the Vorieo Platinum Connecticut and drink the Ironroot Saints Alley blended straight boubon whiskey port and cognac finish. They do some first world problem complaints. You know how much an engineer hates waste.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/scientists-turn-dead-spiders-into-necrobotic-grippers