Attention Earthlings! Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones peruse Porky's journals for the latest groundbreaking news to beam back home. Topics include fractured celebrity relationships, sapiosexuals, Colin Bell and rubbish collection and there's some not so grape alcohol news too...

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