We’re back after a couple weeks off—Carly was in crisis mode with a dog on the brink of death, but we all lived to tell the tale. This week, we’re easing back in with some hot takes: why are felons and broke men so hot? Plus, we break down that Vogue article about how having a boyfriend is now considered embarrassing—and yeah, we agree.

We wrap the episode with a wildly unhinged topic... even for us.

If you've ever defended a man with a rap sheet or rolled your eyes at that one girl who made her entire personality her boyfriend, this one’s for you. ❤️🔪

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