Rich and Josh discuss eco-friendly coats, plastic pellets, evolution, slowly turning into you, spirit weeks, shirts, bulk buying, energy conscientiousness, lateral raises, tumours, individual nose-prints, dentistry, delicious fish, polyscheduling, mortgage rates, ghostwriters, Nokia headaches, professional listeners, the length of a funeral, deeper and slower, colonialism, America, Sir Jackie Chan, expelliarmus, and Neil Young's Unplugged.

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