In this wild ride of an episode, we gallop straight into the uncomfortable (and deeply questionable) cultural mythos of donkey love in Latin America. Yep. That happened. From Uncle Martinez’s legendary tales to asking if corn deserves consent in Nebraska, we’re not holding anything back. We then swerve into the great American tipping trap — are we just handing out cash to people for existing now? Coffee shops, stadiums, pastelito stands… no one is safe.

We reminisce about the golden era of sweaty 13-hour dishwashing shifts on acid, discuss the rise of iPad servers, and even pitch our own anti-tipping donut shop where the only hymens we acknowledge are made of fried dough. No tip? No problem — as long as you behave and take your donut dot like a champ.

We talk about how everything is going cashless, including shady street hot dog vendors and singing metro performers with Venmo posters (the hustle is real).