In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess set out to review Wendy’s new tendies… and immediately get derailed by Tom Brady cloning his dog, whether Leon the outdoor trash cat should be immortal, and Jess’s Lean Cuisine childhood flashbacks that honestly feel like a whole therapy session.

Somewhere in the chaos, they actually review the food: overcooked but promising tendies, a baked potato that weighs roughly the size of a toddler, and a sundae that sends Mike into a memory spiral about the time his lips blew up from Thai chili sauce. Jess also reveals her extremely intense preferences about microwave popcorn, and Sonic’s whipped cream gets compared — favorably — to the Ritz-Carlton.

Mike also wants to know who’s listening. Seriously. If that’s you, email him at [email protected] so he can stop guessing.

Fast food review? Relationship study? Fever dream? Yes.

Marriage Bites: where love is real, tendies are crispy-ish, and nothing stays on topic.