Buckle up for this wild ride through the double-sided dragon underground empire of none other than Sister Huang — part sensual entrepreneur, part production powerhouse, part criminal mastermind. We unpack her unorthodox content strategy, debate whether Netflix already has a docuseries in the works, and throw shade at just how freaky China can really get.

Then we cool it down with a casual roast session on headbands, receding hairlines, and the true power of douchey fashion decisions. Oh, and in case you missed it: Spanish royalty drama? Covered. British monarchy longevity? Still undefeated. We break down the royal hotness that is Princess Leonor—19, regal, and apparently military-ready (yes, Spain still does that). Then we take a hard left turn into movie theater economics and explain how $26 can buy you not just popcorn and a flick, but possibly a whole OnlyFans starter kit if you play your cards (and couch) right.

We get real about superhero movie fatigue, hype up a few indie films, and recommend Munich for your next "I want to feel smart but still entertained" night in. To top it off, we cover true crime with a cruise ship disappearance that will make you never let your kids leave the house again. Come for the comedy, stay for the trauma. Or vice versa.