This week we go from Blockbuster memories to San Francisco pride, all the way into Anthony Bourdain’s kitchen war stories. We talk about why Miami makes you feel like a dumbass, how Netflix used to come in envelopes, and why restaurant kitchens are basically pirate ships with sharper knives and worse tattoos. And just when you thought it was safe, we dive into the mysterious world of Cocorino Romano—yes, the white powder of both kitchens and concert stages. Jonas Brothers? Maradona? Executives in the Cold Cocorino Room? We’ve got it all. Pour yourself a drink, and sharpen your knives.

We go from knives to nonsense real quick. Chef Maurice breaks down the holy art of sharpening blades (and why sending them in the mail isn’t as sketchy as it sounds). Then we celebrate the Florida Panthers going from “never heard of them” to back-to-back champs—complete with our terrible Russian hockey player impressions. We slide into Miami with Messi, where European football royalty now has to warm up to Gloria Estefan and Pitbull before kickoff. And of course, we finish with some spicy conspiracies about MJ, Tiger Woods, Cocorino weekends, and why today’s athletes can’t party like Maradona and Ronaldinho once did.