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🎵 “Mike the Glue (Mr Lovable)” 🎵

He’s the heart o’ the pod, the glue in the crew,
Always a smile and a daft joke or two,
He’ll share his chips wi’ his missus, nae shame,
Then crack a dad joke that’s always the same!

🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue!
(Mr Lovable — that’s true!)
He’s got a quiz for you,
And a trance tune too!
Ohhh Mike the Glue!
(We’d be lost wi’out you!)
Dodgy heart but still runs through,
That’s Mike — Mr Lovable! 🎶

Sunday runs, he’s oot the door at ten,
Says “just five K,” but it’s twelve again,
Takes it too far, aye, that’s his way,
Then blames the heart monitor the next day!

🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue!
(Mr Lovable — that’s true!)
He’s got a quiz for you,
And a trance tune too!
Ohhh Mike the Glue!
(He keeps the banter new!)
He’s the dad joke king o’ the crew,
That’s Mike — Mr Lovable! 🎶

When the pod goes daft, he keeps it sane,
Then dives right back in tae the daftness again,
From Dons tae Rangers, he’ll stir the pot,
But we a’ agree — the man’s top spot!

He’s got a heart that’s big and kind,
(Though the doctor says, “take it easy, mind!”)
Loves his trance beats, flashing lights,
Quizmaster Mike — king of the nights!

🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue!
(Mr Lovable — that’s true!)
He’ll share his food wi’ you,
Then quiz ye too!
Ohhh Mike the Glue!
(The pod sticks ’cause of you!)
Bit of love, bit of banter too,
That’s Mike — Mr Lovable!

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