2D1C: Two Dads One Cast

Seriously, what is it with this fucking cartoon-ass country?  Like some crazy bitch with her shirt opened too much, motherfuckers can’t stop staring at her hoe-ass…

Spill them under water, spill them in your sink, and spill them in her puss without worry…

And here we gooooo!!! Off-the-cuff & handling towards cancel-town, we're pretty much audible-ing it to hell. Enjoy!

NASA be shooting Earth’s shot all over the back of the milky milky…

All about running trains and shit, broh…

Hey hey hey! We ran out of time so here's a quick look behind the curtain to what we normally converse to get warmed up for the show we suck at doing.

Dear chatgpt, did Biden lie or is he just an enfeebled old that Trump-induced retardation effected liberals elected out of desperation?  Plus earning your red wings the hard way…sucking period blood from sweaty athletic wear.

I mean do we need anything more than tiny robots, pandemic theory, and presidential assassinations?  Yeah, I didn’t think so either.  Cheers!

So what the fuck’s up losers?  We’re gonna bullshit about kids on tubes tricking other kids into eating shitty food while their fucktard parents don’t act like parents and regulate that shit.  Then we’re gonna talk shit about how Ukraine is like that one loser “topper” friend you had growing up.  “Oh you had four balloons in your air airspace?  Well I had 8 balloons and they were all Russian! “  And then how fat and scared Americans are that they love them some Russian click bait.  Hey fucks, Russia’s been buzzing US airspace forever.  Fucking nut up pussies…

Back in the saddle with our spirit animal Dougie Fresh to take on all the spills and just how deep the media is in big auto’s pocket…  Broh, it’s not a recall it’s a fucking update you ancient loser fucks.