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We’re back, again! We start by analyzing the current state of channel flipping before diving right into some fun conspiracy ideas that won’t tear your family apart, figure out how to avoid landmines at the beach, and discuss how hard it is to fake it when it comes to being nice to strangers.

Prologue - Channel Surfing, Evolved

S1 - Non-Toxic Conspiracy Theories

S2 - Beachgoing Strategies

S3 - Not Ready to Fake Nice

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - Pee in the Shower

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

We’re back! We’ve got an update on Chris’s run for local government and the things he’s going to advocate for, a return to the Well of Would You Rather, and the Sriracha origin story all hot and fresh for you!

Prologue - Parenting is Refereeing

S1 - Chris’s Local Priorities

S2 - Would You Rather?

S3 - Sriracha Origins

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - On the true purpose of the HOV lane

We’re getting a little Olympic fever on the other side of the heat wave, and we’re treating it by ranking sports by their level of difficulty, tweeting at Simone Biles about “St. Louis style pizza”, and then trying to figure out if that makes us crazy.

Prologue - Dad Jokes of the Week!

S1 - How Hard Is Your Sport?

S2 - Defunct Casual Dining Spots

S3 - Are You a Nutjob?

OT - In Character at an Orgy

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Hey, it’s summer! And it’s suddenly hot as hell outside. Luckily, sports are having a summer moment, we’ve got strategies for you to keep cool, and then we’ve got life and death moral dilemmas for you to ponder while you lay in your sweltering bedroom cursing climate change, unable to sleep!

Prologue - Golf Dad Confidential

S1 - Summer Sports Spectacular

S2 - It’s F#ck!ng Hot

S3 - Moral Dilemmas

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - Saved By The Bell or 90210?

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It’s easier than ever to run afoul of public sentiment, and harder than ever to apologize. But this week we dig into the specifics of saying sorry, choosing violence, or assuming the best (worst?) about others.

Prologue - Batman’s heroic sex acts

S1 - Celebrity Apologies

S2 - On-Course Assault

S3 - True American Myths

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - Critical Race Theory

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

When does a rivalry become a liability? Chris thinks Brooks v. Bryson is bad for golf, and maybe bad for the entire world! Then we celebrate Brood X with our favorite Insect Movies, and give you a jump on Dia de los Padres with a Father’s Day gift guide review (enough with the shaving stuff!)

Prologue - Bigfoot, Weed, and the French Open

S1 - Anatomy of a Rivalry

S2 - Favorite Insect Movies

S3 - Father’s Day Gifts are getting worse

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - New Vaccine Customer Promotions

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

We’re going behind the curtain this week, as Netflix finally gave us a taste of what their real streaming numbers look like and it probably won’t shock you to discover the numbers are mind-boggling. Then it’s an exploration of personal Cheetos mythos, before we finish by deconstructing the mess that led Naomi Osaka to pull the ripcord on the French Open.

Prologue - Chris enters Public Life

S1 - Top 10 Netflix Original Movies by the Streams

S2 - The Myth of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

S3 - Naomi Osaka throws up the metaphorical double birds

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - Customer Disservice

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It’s a week of high points, as we talk about the pleasing art of the well-executed cameo, some of the most fun and ridiculous off-course golf behavior in quite some time, and who else deserves a Guy Fieri-level payday from their network. Then it’s time for an unexpected journey to the Caribbean with Corn Nuts in the OT.

Prologue - IT Pro heal thyself

S1 - Memorable Cameos

S2 - Off-course Golf Drama

S3 - Guy Fieri’s Payday

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - Corn Nuts History

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

This week we get to the bottom of some long running cartoon mysteries, we return to the land of morally ambiguous choices, and finally we wonder how long you could stay alive in a fight with a wild animal (and why you’re wrong about that).

Prologue - People, It’s the smell

S1 - Is Dora Blind?

S2 - More Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks

S3 - Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight?

The Stupidest Things Ever Said

OT - The worst Dad Jokes - Boat Names

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Josh subs in for Ty this week to let Chris just run wild. There’s no timer, the guys work blue, it’s chaos! Enjoy!

Prologue - MC Hammer Car Talk

S1 - Seattle’s GOAT Athlete

S2 - Guilty Pleasures

S3 - Celebrity Engagements

Dad Jokes Are BACK

OT - Rock HOF

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Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee