In the first show after the Tamworth Country Music festival, Pete discovers emoji numberplates, talks about the Chinese year of the Rat, and What even is a Valentines Day Nooner? Great Canadian marketing idea!

Do women prefer bearded men, or not, or both. AND, Vegan kilts. What next??

Buying your money from an ATM, man requests a duel for a divorce settlement, and what happens when a man takes bull viagra. Can't end well!!!

Pete is lamenting the rise of racquet smashing in tennis, and suggests a solution! Also how the previous Pope feels about the current Pope calling for non-celibate priests, as well as the sickest joke ever!!!

Pete thinks he could be a good store greeter. He also addresses international Kiss a Ginger Day and how he went bushwalking.

Sticky bunfights, stolen cheeseburgers, why tea drinkers live longer and Pete's take on Madame Tussaud throwing Harry and Meghan out of the royal family.....

Gene Simmons has ice cubes on his cereal? AND a reverse microwave oven. Catch Pete's blonde joke at the end!

Pete meets the new 2TM journalist Annie Lewis and explains why we don't have hovercars...

Pete's advice on sticking to your new year resolutions, a robbery with a butter knife etc....

Pete's back! And he's got a new look at the pitfalls of camel tours, bagpipes at McDonalds and other stuff.....