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We're your boyfriends, now! We kick off another franchise series with the classic 1984 slasher, "A Nightmare on Elm Street"!

Hey Vern! We talk rimshots, hoarding, kids who have their own bathrooms, and get in the Halloween spirit as we splash some milk on 1991's "Ernest Scared Stupid"! Know what I mean?

Psychic pets, Halloween party mishaps, and pie for breakfast - we ditch the school dance and discuss it all as we conjure up 1988's "Night of the Demons"!

We're deep into spooky season, so take that toe out of your mouth and gather around as we share our thoughts on 2019's "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"!

Turn that frown upside down! We champion universal healthcare, ask for cats to stay indoors (leashes ok), and plot out our plans to outsmart the demon in Parker Finn's "Smile"!

Tiptoe through the tulips with us as we discuss maximizing farm revenue, ukuleles, and keeping your jeans on. That's right - this week we are the Marvelous Kyle-O and Natalie-O, and we are covering 1987's "Blood Harvest"!

Nazi punks, fuck off! Tune up and plug in, because we just got added to the lineup! We share desert island bands, double check what color our laces are, and still feel bad for the dogs as we cover 2015's "Green Room"!

Have you brushed and flossed today? We talk dentist experiences, eating baby food as an adult, and mourn another senseless dog death as we check-in for our check-up with 1996's "The Dentist"!

3, 2, 1...Boat! We discuss the Bermuda Triangle, school on Saturday and Groundhog's Day as we board another nautical horror feature, 2009's "Triangle"!