Here’s the recipe for today’s steak:

- One ‘the mark’ soaked in milk (Apparently no longer done, if someone confessed to their bishop that they had participated in homosexual acts, the bishop would sometimes leave a mark or note on their records which would prevent them from holding certain callings within the ward)

-Singles Ward, 6 tbsp (A congregation specifically for young married adults between the ages of 18 and 31)

-Rick’s College, sweetened and condensed, 8 oz can (Now known as Brigham Young University- Idaho and the Lord’s 5th favorite school)

-Primary, aged 12 years (During the second hour of church, while the adults go to Sunday School, the children are taken to their own ‘classes’)

-Bishop, whole peeled (The unpaid leader of a ward or congregation)

Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.

Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)