Welcome back to All The Things Weekend Update, where Dave & Kris take you on a whirlwind tour of Philly sports drama, global toilet appreciation, unhinged Thanksgiving disasters, and Sly Stallone smuggling Bengay like it’s contraband.
This week:
Jalen Hurts vs. Locker Room Drama
Dave breaks down the Eagles’ “are we winning or crying?” situation as Philly media once again tries to turn Jalen Hurts into a villain for… winning games? Players chasing stats, fans losing their minds, you know—Philly being Philly.
World Toilet Day 2025
Kris gives a heartfelt TED Talk about the porcelain heroes in our homes. The MVPs. The ones who have seen things. Horrific things. And remain loyal anyway.
Tulsa King Review
Stallone is back—older, buffer, and distributing Geritol to the locals. Dave says 10/10 because Sly could break your arm and then offer you a heating pad.
Thanksgiving Darwin Award
A drunk man deep-frying a frozen turkey on a third-floor balcony during a windstorm. Polyester pilgrim suit. Explosion. Orbit. Eyebrows gone. A true American legend.
We wrap with holiday wishes, threats of a Christmas episode, and an open invite to ask Jay about basting your bird—a job he takes way too seriously.
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