I obviously have some serious issues with manatees. Not sure but I may be on the local manatee watch list. My psychiatrist says it's incurable and recommends shock therapy. Or get a dog. Not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. And asking for manatee advice when necessary.

I obviously have some serious issues with manatees. Not sure but I may be on the local manatee watch list. My psychiatrist says it's incurable and recommends shock therapy. Or get a dog. Not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. And asking for manatee advice when necessary.

I obviously have some serious issues with manatees. Not sure but I may be on the local manatee watch list. My psychiatrist says it's incurable and recommends shock therapy. Or get a dog. Not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. And asking for manatee advice when necessary.

#3 - My Manatee Spirit Animal

I left Florida when I was 18, 'cause I thought it sucked, and 'cause I was bored, and 'cause I wanted to do something different. I ventured out into the world - the South, then Silicon Valley, then Europe. And the world changed me. And I kinda' forgot about Florida. And then I went back. And Florida had changed. And then - Florida changed me. Unexpectedly. Very unexpectedly. And all that stuff, all mixed together, turned into me, a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man. Trying to have fun, trying to learn, and trying to leave the world jus' a little better than I found it. And if that don't work, I'll just go find some manatees to hang out with.

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