Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

Realistically, it gets worse than being literally Hairy. I should've perhaps chosen a different turn of phrase.

As always... Stick with it, as if you ever possibly could. I'm a Middle-England Feign-Wit, so no-need to invest in me with money. I'm building up a Radio empire, until I inevitably become a massive Pussy (like Howard Stern), yet then gain, never actually do anything as bad as he has facilitated. Let's be honest, there's no budget here except liquid brain disease. (Undiagnosed Autism, possible other disorders to show-off about, too. Stay posted!)

It's all quite evocative for me, because I put up with my bullshit all the time... However, you needn't if you needn't a nipple to suckle. Many of us, still do. Fight the good fight for me, by figuratively suckling my liquid knowledge. For free!!!

There isn't any investment scams hidden within this, but it may raise some questions. There will be an E-mail address incoming, or a PO Box for you to try and intercept me at, and assault me. May re-think the latter. It has been a tough week. We all love a comedic bad-time from a 1st World feckwit.

I'm a people, I think things that expect things... Interaction is my fort. Until somehow I lose my Housing Benefit. I have a past. I've not always had Housing Benefit however. I ought to put it to work, and not just make solely myself laugh. However you may definitely not laugh.

There's bigger problems in the World. Just not mine. (Committed? Or C? You decide!)

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}