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Hello.

JUST FUCKING JOKING!!

Don't pay too much attention to italics.

Engoy, ye joyful little fuckwits - and, hey- Why's nobody listening, you-ask? 

I've literally no idea. 

(!)

This one is ‘X’L’, and that stands literally for: Extra Long

Enjoy it loike ye fehckin eidjit

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Not as good as the other one (#3), but... Still fun. 

I've been making some brilliant jokes as of late, due to long-term and on-going Mental Illness. GP says I have Low-mood disorder. Which means: "Yes, it's free, but, I'm not getting sued over a misdiagnosis, so... that's that.".

Fair play. 

Áfach! Here we go again for a lovely insight into some things I say out of pure chaotic and genuine hardship... But, let's not compare pain; let's pretend we're good enough to be a Compère!!

Ah. Autistics, eh? They've a crazy imagination, and say the wildest things. Darn them. Darn them all to an isolated cushiony hellscape of nobody but me, 'getting it', or, 'laughing', that mental-case-cackle that WE IRISHES do. 

Anyway, fuck this for a box of good auld Bri'rish Frogs. Bye.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I really need to learn how to bank. AH MEAN GOODY-GUMDROPS, A'VE WOTCHED ENERFF WEAKEST LINK BY NOW.

Still. I imagine it's going to take a while before any of this snowball affects anybody except mine and my neighbours' mental health. 

Could you please, start telling other people about it...? Most people are sure not going to listen, but... Get them to try it under the guise of something else, so that they think, "oo, I'd love Take a Break podcast!(!)(as part of that enthusiasm MUST BE a joke)", and then direct them to this, so that they've got the wrong end of the stick, and are dumbfondled by unwelcome toxic behaviour THAT IS A JOKE, IN ALL FAIRNESS. You might like it... I know I do. 

Thanks for the support, especially if you have nobody else to tell about it. And if you tell someone... It does mean the world to me to do this for SOMEBODY'S ENJOYMENT OTHER THAN MINE. Thankyou. 'Hoever you are.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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"That is pretty good, isn't-'t? - Haha. French."

Welcome. Extravagence has bin shared but no expenses are incorrectly filed where they need not be in THE BIN. bUT, STILL: I don't think you're up for my brand of cult-behaviour. We do it with a hot poker, and you've gotta get MERELY A HANDJOB off your Dad.  I jest.

We all love life, and we are all Happy!! Would you buy a brand of yoghurt that said that to yer when you opened the lid..? 

Anyway. I'm sure you can decide for yourself whether it's off-beat, or beaty-worthy. However, it's not D and/or B. And I'm not posh. That's why there's no italics. IT JUST PURELY ISN'T, LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT GAY.

Have a good one

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Ello, there. A bellow from the origin of slavery. Not to bring up any bad memories... It's 2025, thanks.

However, like the commercial need to rise to keeping up with the appearances of those who are in reciept of shedloads of, "FACKIN' MANEY", and, yet, blood-lined Adidas... As if the point of power is to wield others' misfortune like a grand sceptre you beat, 'lower'-racial-classes (or, LRC's - because Britain keeps you out with terminology and banal pre-ordained insight wot ur not privvy ter) with. 

Anyway. That came off a bit like bollocks. Or, premium potato waffles. Birdseye: A healthy dose of Autistic and OCD tendencies for the British Public. 

Could've called it that... However... I like to alienate and ostricize people with perplexing mental conditions: IN MY OWN RIGHT. 

I don't do this for genuine updates on my life. Not after the cold response of... mild piques... 

[I genuinely think this is a good one.] 

Write in, if you think otherwise, however. It's healthy for at least some of you to tell me to kill myself, whereas the other portion will think it, yet, have better things to do: [email protected]

(italics may have their uses, but, it makes your inferences too fucking easy, eh? Sometimes I just think: "fuck it.", and also, "oo. Her tits are big.". Nach ea?)

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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As you'll all probably be expecting (unknowing strangers), this, 'Headline'-kind-of-titles signifies another, "Have one Rest", reading, as we delve into the shallow waters of mishaps people are willing to fabricate and/or sacrifice to the U.K., for all to enjoy. Especially those who might've found it a bit difficult coming back from Sheffield still a-pissed and having had not showered yet the train's at 11:45am, and are buying a pepperami, a capri sun, and a Tak- Magazine of indescript quality and/or substance (if any - which I enjoyed very much). 

All in all I've been pretty slack lately, but, I think I'm making solid dents in my virtual-life. I can more-and-more-regularly bring up c-c-c-cunts who bring up Virtual Land, and make logical people despair in confusion, and appropriate frugal understanding. Not sure though. I didn't like the sound of that.

Fun times, bwc, and a replacement to the #11 episode we all ceep revisiting - Luv y'all

New E-Mail: Requests, Whys, Read-Outs, and crude contributions. :

@: [email protected]

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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That's not necessarily a joke there... But somebody could fill in the gaps of where my wordplay falls down, and make a joke about how overzealous or underzealous my ID is. (In terms of psychology, set about by a man who ideally wants close family members to admit they'd like to fuck eachother.)

Life's a bunt-cake, and there's something transcendent about realising how much of a hole you are. A void that is waiting to be filled. And... that's not to say I've been fucking a bunt-cake. It's hard-graft being isolated. Not as hard as I'd find it to do a skin-graft, however... So I'm probably within realistic realms of working, luckily.

Back again, at no cost to yourselves. Merely the parts that seem burdonsome and depressing. Ent nuffin in loife free, ye Turnip.

Thanks for listening, if you did. 'Write in'

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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However: You get what you've paid for. As long as you don't remind yourself that Time is Money.

I've been really struggling to come up with any weird bollocks or musings, and that's merely because I've had a lovely Christmas break (and not one Little Sausage has contacted me in order to, 'stop this immediately', or, 'I'm hungry for the next episode'). I think I mentioned that last week... As I recall, however... Last week involved quite a bit of quite serious Autistic-rage. This week...? I'm truly back to taking the piss out of our precious time// BACK ON FORM. 

Not sponsored by anything, but... Jacob's Crackers get me very sentimental. Buy those, if anything.

Enjoy. Or, more intriguingly... Write in some spiteful vitriol xxx

(Thanks for listening. Y'all come back now, ya hear? I'm not chasing you, it's literally up to you.)

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I've just been writing humouros intentions as if anybody cares. Not like the old days. Not being chirpy enough to be accepted by boozey cunts. Sick of it. 

Luckily, Christmas is over. 

Good

- Aside though, that's actually useful for my frail intentions to make others feel good, and yet... simultaneously... I've not been on holiday as an adult, and I think that's worth feeling that empty feeling. Greater than the need to fill your emotional weight into a lengthy divorce, I should've been on holiday instead of believing in people.

Fuck ye, I've got a lot of subconscious autistic breathing to accomplish in terms of being heard. At least, by me. In't' booth.

Maybe something good will come off for people who ferociously care, yet go against capitalisms flourishing capillaries. Think of all those who do, before myself. Fuck off if you're not having fun. Punk, Pink, and Pittance. First world boredom. Lube me up, but with ceramic...? pass


Next time I'll roll out more humour. This week was catching up on suicidal tendencies I keep quiet.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Yes. It's me. However mucch of a wanker you think me of, you've just got to trust me, on this..: There are much bigger wankers discussed within this podcast. 

Unfortunately it's nobody inspiring my morale to falter, like all these lucky performers have in Los Angelers, stepping on their fucking toes. No. What we've got is a man on his own, and of his own accord, who has a very good handLE on how much he masturbates. So... You've got aaaall-that to look forward to.

You'll recieve a breakdown (not like in May, haha.) of some of my morallistic viewpoints, intermingled with what is quite clearly a joke. Not hard-fought, not hard-fraught either. Not hard foughts* either (id est: English working-class Thoughts*). 

I and I alone have made myself feel like a Natural Moron, so, if we could steer away from identity-based insecurity, I've more than enough for every listener.

Hope you're doing well, but, also, I REEALLY hope you're not a wrong-un. Waste of hope...

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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