Listen to them — children of the night. What sweet...PODCASTS they make! Sharpen up those fangs, because #LoveBites continues this week with the batshit (lol) BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA.

Keanu and Winona are woefully miscast, Tom Waits rules, there's a weird cowboy, a toddler gets dropped, Gary Oldman turns into a tower of rats...this one is all over the place, gang. Bleh!

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